Dilbert Sound Files

937messages.wav 80KB 0:07	Answering Machine: You have 937 messages, all of which are marked urgent.
brainstorm.wav 52KB 0:04	Dogbert: Remember, the first rule of brain storming is to openly mock the opinions of others.
crazytalk.wav 47KB 0:04	Dilbert: Do you ever get tired of watching bad things happen to people? Dogbert: That's crazy talk.
old.wav 21KB 0:01	Wally: It's old technology!
psychotic.wav 28KB 0:02	Wally: See boss, it's really fun to be psychotic.
s1.wav 78KB 0:07	Dilbert: Why are we all forced to go to work at the same time? Who arbitrarily decided that 8 am was a good time for everyone to go to work?
s14.wav 28KB 0:02	Boss: Everybody down, he's becoming disgruntled!
s15.wav 27KB 0:02	Wally: Why do you say things that you know will hurt me!?
s4.wav 41KB 0:03	Boss: Wally, I'll need to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.